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• Friday, June 12, 2009, 7:38 PM
Hey guys... I know I haven't posted anythin' for a long long long long long long long long long long time... So i thought that maybe I should post about what happened today...

Well, today:

-Crystal

-Emily

-Shannon

-UncleJerrold

We went for an outing, in conjunction with Crystal's (Late) Birthday, so we went down to the Cineplex near Orchard Road to catch a movie. For some reason, the girls wanted to watch "Drag me to hell", so Shannon and I had to oblige.

Now I'm not really a "Horror Movie" type of guy, and it turns out that Shannon wasn't as well, so after watching the 1st 2 minutes of it, I asked, "Dude, you wanna leave?" and he was like, "Hell yeah!" And we left after only 2 minutes! Imagine, 2 guys, walk in with 2 girls into a cinema, and suddenly you see the 2 guys leave only after 2 minutes! Embarrassing, right?!

While we were walkin' out, I was like, "Great now we gotta preserve whatever dignity we have left..." Anyway, while the girls were watchin' the movie, Shannon and I stopped by Subway for lunch (We haven't eaten yet), and he said, "Well, that was a waste of $7 for the movie tickets, but it was well worth it for my sanity!" And I said, "Still, We are so never gonna live this down..."

Also, while waiting, we ran Willis, Wenfeng,Javier and Darell, as well as Clara and Peggy (Friends from my school), and that was like, too much of a coicidence...

After the movie ended, we met up with the girls outside the cinema, and from far, I could see them laughing/crying. And I was like, "Yup, we are so never gonna live this down..." But they actually said that the movie was real scary, and the bag of popcorn in Crystal's hand was crushed...

Then, we went to take some "NeoPrints" and stuff, and i was pretty sure I blinked in one of 'em... We spent a total of $22 (Mostly Shannon's cash), before shopping and stuff... Then the girls were hungry, so we stopped by a KFC outlet, and hung out there for a while before I got an angry text message from my mum, saying somethin' about if I don't make it back home by 6, I was gonna be beaten up!

I was like, "You can't be serious! That's exaggerating!" And Shannon suggested replying a "Try me, Sista!" And I said, "Dude, If i don't make it back by 6, I don't think a 'Try me sista!' is gonna help!" And everyone else was leavin' soon, so we all headed for the Subway station.(Not the restaurant outlet...)

But we actually got lost for a while, and I was like, "Oh, come on! Of all times to get lost, you had to do it when my physical well being's at stake here?!" But luckily, we found the subway station, and we took the train back to our place, and I actually made it back before 6! Well, 5:58 still counts right?

Anyway, Crystal, I know it's kinda late, cos' your birthday's on the 18th of March and all, but anyway, Happy (late) Birthday...

And lastly, Shannon, you paid for drinks, popcorn, movie tickets, and the stuff the girls bought... Tough luck buddy... Next time, $100, remember that...


• Monday, May 4, 2009, 10:13 PM
Hey guys... Here's some quiz thingy... Thingy...

1. Beside your lips, where is the favourite part you get kissed?
Ans: Are you kiddin' me?! F**k that!... LOL, nah just jokin'... But seriously, no...

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Ans: Um, I woke up at 6:30... Of course I'm freakin' tired...

3. Who was the last person you took a photo with?
Ans: A Japanese friend... Come to think off it, the last photo I took with her was last year in Australia during December... So from then on, I've never taken another photo for 5 straight months? (Class photo doesn't count... Too many people...)

4. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Ans: Well...

5. Would you ever donate blood?
Ans: Maybe, if there really is a need for it...

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was off the opposite sex?
Ans: "Have" or "Had"? BIG difference...

7. Do you want someone dead?
Ans: It DEPENDS... Nah, I'm jokin'... I rarely hold grudges... And even if I do, they never last long...

8. What does your last message say?
Ans: It DEPENDS... Nah, I'm jokin'... I rarely hold grudges... And even if I do, they never last long...

9. What are you thinking about right now?
Ans: How the hell am I gonna pass my Chinese mid-terms this Wednesday...

10. Do you wish someone to be with you right now?
Ans: Hahahahahaha-No

11. What time did you go to bed last night?
Ans: Around 12:15 Am...

12. Where did you buy the T-shirt that you're wearing right now?
Ans: Los Angeles, California, United States

13. Is someone on your mind right now?
Ans: Hmm... I'll get back to you on that one...

14. Who was the last person who text messaged you?
Ans: Science (Tuition) teacher

15. People tagged to do this quiz but do not tag back the same person:
1. Ker Yan
2. Regine
3. Jordan
4. Ying Tong
5. Barry
6. Cynthia
7. Esther
8. Shi Ming
9. Bing Zheng
10. Jia Jia

16. Who is 2(Regine) having a relationship with?
Ans: No One, I guess...

17. Is 3(Jordan) a male or female?
Ans: Hmm... Male... Yup, Male...

18. If 7(Esther) and 10(Jia Jia) get together, is it a good thing?
Ans: Uh, SICK and WRONG, SICK and WRONG!

19. What is 1(Ker Yan) studying about?
Ans: Um, Aviation or Ornithology? (The study of ...)

20. Is 4(Ying Tong) single?
Ans: Ask Jordan for that one...

21. Say something about 5(Barry)?
Ans: He is the master of everything! (A.K.A. "Zai Kia")

22. What do you think about 3(Jordan) and 6(Cynthia) together?
Ans: Hmm... Well one's an old man, and the other's a Stingray. So...

23. Describe 9(Bing Zheng)?
Ans: A "Sui Ki" and a Mouse... (A.K.A. Jerry)

24. What would you do if 6(Cynthia) and 7(Esther) fight?
Ans: Um... Flip a coin?!

25. Do you like 8(Shi Ming)?
Ans: Hell No! And Esther would also be upset...


• Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 12:07 AM
Hey guys... This is a late post, so I'm gonna make this quick... I've got my full NAPFA (National Physical Fitness Award) back... And the results are...
(Drumroll please...)

Sit Ups - A (58)
Inclined Pull-Ups - A (27)
Shuttle Run - A (9.9 seconds) [Happy now, Jordan and Barry?]
2.4 Km Run - A (10.17 Mins)
Sit and Reach - A (44cm)
Standing Broad Jump - B (208cm)

I'm pretty much done now...


• Thursday, April 23, 2009, 9:14 PM
Hey guys... I know it's kinda late but here are my NAPFA (National Physical Fitness Award) results... Suprisingly, I managed to pass my Inclined Pull-Ups, and i'd have to say that this was my best since last year...

Sit-ups - A (58)
Inclined Pull-ups - A (27)
Shuttle Run - A (9.09 secs)
2.4 Km Run - A (10.17 Mins)
Sit and Reach - Not Tested yet
Standing Broad Jump - Not Tested yet


• Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 10:55 PM
Hey guys... I haven't posted anythin' for quite a while, so here's what happened during the past few days...

On Saturday(18/4/09), Jordan, Chun Chuan and I were chosen to go for some Annual "Geography Quiz" hosted by Nan Hua High... But, the quiz wasn't really on Geography! It was more on Water, the Environment and some General Knowledge questions... In the end, as expected, Raffles High won the tops...
Here are samples of some of the questions...

The Easier Questions
1. The Marina Barrage is Singapore's ______ River.

2. Which of the following is NOT one of Singapore's national taps?
a)NeWater
b)Underground Water
c)Desalted Water
d)Water Catchment Areas

3. NeWater will contribute to ____ of Singapore's water supply.

4. Which of the activities would help reduce the rate of land pollution?
a)By using leaded fuel
b)By using more Private Cars
c)By giving talks on Land Pollution
d)Doing Exercises

5. What does NEA stand for?
a)New Environment Agency
b)National Environment Association
c)National Environment Agency
d)National Environmental Agency

The More "Challenging" Questions
1. NeWater Supply meets __% of Singapore's water needs

2. Who is the Minister of Health In Singapore?

3. What does "Tetra Pak" specialize in?
a)An Environmental Waste Processing Company
b)A Waste Processing Company
c)A food Packaging Company
d)A landfill company

4. Where did "Tetra Pak" originate from?

And many, many more questions...

And the Dean at Nan Hua high, spoke just like our Dean (Mr Lai). Except that, our Dean talks as if his tongue is rolled up or he's curling his lips while he's talkin', while the Dean at their school talks as if he was pinchin' his nose while he was speaking! Making a whiny, sorta "geeky" voice...

And a funny thing was, when he asked us what we should do with our NeWater bottles when we were done with them, Jordan said, "We'll throw them at you!" And both of us started laughin'... (Of course Jordan didn't say it too loudly...)

And Yesterday, after school, we had a "Fugitive" run... Where me and Jordan, and along with a few other boys, would run around the school block with the girls' stuff (Usually Regine's)... Previously, we took regine's stuff and ran round the whole school, and we stopped only after I found out that they took my stuff (And my iPod) "Hostage"...

So, today we took Ying Tong's phone ran around the school with her on our backs, before we ran back to class, and used the probability test, or "The Monty Hall problem" against her, where Jordan, Bing Zheng and I said that one of us had her phone.

There were 3 of us, meaning that there was a 33.3% chance that either one of us has it. She chose Bing Zheng, sayin' that he had it, (When Jordan was the one who really had it). So, she chose Bing Zheng, and I said that I didn't have her phone, boling it down to either Bing Zheng or Jordan.

She could chose to stick to Bing Zheng, or Switch to Jordan, which would improve her chance to a 66.6% chance. But unfortunately, she chose to stick with Bing Zheng, so when Jordan revealed that he had it, the 3 of us started running again... LOL...

Anyway, today was very eventful... I actually overslept! And the bloody traffic jams didn't make it any better... So, I was like, "Fine, so be it... Worst-case senario, I'll just stand at the back of the hall with the other late-comers." And it was my 1st time bein' late, so I didn't know where to go.

And instead of bein' lead to the back of the hall, I was lead to the side of it, and wouldn't you know it, the Dean asked us to stand in front of the hall! Where everyone could see us! And he said, "From now onwards, late comers will have to stand in the front! This is becoming a very bad habit..."

And I was like, "Come on this is my first time bein' late! And outta all the other weeks, you had to choose this week?!" Crap...

And now, I shall dedicate this part of my blog to our English teacher, Mrs Bala, who was kind enough to cancel and take away the detention slip she was about to give me, which would otherwise ruin my "Detention-Free" record...

Also, today, I think our Chinese teacher has gone completely kind-hearted... (I'm thinkin' she was in a good mood or somethin'...) Cause' when I didn't finish my homework, instead of scoldin' and punishin' me, she only asked me to pass it up on Thursday!
And when we couldn't finish our test paper within the given time, she actually gave us more time to finish it!

Lastly, today, we had another "The Fugitive" Run... This time, Me, Jordan, Ron and Shi Ming took Ying Tong's and Regine's stuff, and ran around the school block... LOL...


• Saturday, April 4, 2009, 9:52 PM
Well, today we had our annual 2.4 KiloMetre run (Approx. 2 Miles)... Funny thing was that last year, I got the 19th position and Barry got the 20th, but this year, he got the 19th and I got the 20th! So, Barry, I owe you a dollar... But we'll see next year...
Nah, Just jokin'... LOL...


• Saturday, March 28, 2009, 5:47 PM
Hey guys... I know I haven't posted anythin' for quite a while, again... But there was this insanely funny thing that happened... There was this "Night Market", (that ironically was also open in the afternoon), which was opposite my school.

There was this Burger stall in the night market, owned by this Malay dude, probably in his mid-30's. So Jordan, Bing Zheng and I decided to get a burger. I ordered a chicken burger and asked Jordan what he wanted, and he said "ayam". (That was Malay for Chicken). Now with my limited knowledge of the Malay language, I absentmindedly said "One Chicken burger, and One Ayam burger"

Now for people who still don't get it, it's the equivalent of saying "One Chicken burger" twice, in different languages... And then Jordan and Bing Zheng started making fun of me... And that dude who was sellin' the burgers also laughed, and it went on for days... It's probably still gonna go on...

A few days later, Jordan and I realized that Bing Zheng loved usin' the word "Epic". He would be like, "When Arsenal thrashed Manchester, that was Epic!" And Jordan and I started mocking him by using the word "Epic". We would be like, "Hey, how epic was that?!" Or "Do you know what the epic thing is?" LOL...



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